Interior Design
The Dream of the ’90s is Dead
This was a mansion in California that never sold. It was like 6 million dollars.… Read More »The Dream of the ’90s is Dead
Stop Lighting Your Room With a Ceiling Fan
Stop being a fucking idiot. Jesus Christ. Buy a fucking lamp. Buy two lamps. Start… Read More »Stop Lighting Your Room With a Ceiling Fan
Glass Block Sunday
Plus some other other images that aren’t glass block but make me want to eat… Read More »Glass Block Sunday
Samsung Is Weird, And That’s Good – Bachelor Uncle Brands
In olden times, TVs were extravagant purchases. People wanted them to look nice. So even… Read More »Samsung Is Weird, And That’s Good – Bachelor Uncle Brands
Respect Your Architecture – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
So the other day, a reader and hotboy Nick Shelby sent me a message on… Read More »Respect Your Architecture – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
’80s Vibes and Hypermall Tunes – Sunday Chillout
It’s almost Christmas time. I have no real desire to do much with that information.… Read More »’80s Vibes and Hypermall Tunes – Sunday Chillout
Bachelor Uncle Brands – Bang & Olufsen
Bang & Olufsen has to be run exclusively by Bachelor Uncles. Their designs are elegant… Read More »Bachelor Uncle Brands – Bang & Olufsen
Granite Countertops Look Like Granola Bars
That’s it. That’s all I really wanted to say. Granite countertops look terrible and have… Read More »Granite Countertops Look Like Granola Bars
Monoculture – The Crushing Death of Everything, Part 1
There is a lot of romanticism of the past. I wonder if it was just… Read More »Monoculture – The Crushing Death of Everything, Part 1
There’s No Place For A Fireplace
I live in Arizona, and yet, for a long time it seemed every house had… Read More »There’s No Place For A Fireplace
Cool Vibes – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Before this became a blog, it was just me posting pics on my Facebook page.… Read More »Cool Vibes – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Landlord Fuckery: A Tale of Two Shitties – WTF Wednesday
Last week we got to talk about how landlords fuck you. Today, a real estate… Read More »Landlord Fuckery: A Tale of Two Shitties – WTF Wednesday
Do Anything Else – Walls Edition
Today we’re going to talk about things you can do with your walls. I keep… Read More »Do Anything Else – Walls Edition
Billy Baldwin – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
I think it’s important as we fill this blog with cool pictures and bad dick… Read More »Billy Baldwin – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Hexagon Shelves – WTF Wednesday
In a few years, we’ll never remember that this micro-trend ever happened. It will be… Read More »Hexagon Shelves – WTF Wednesday
Fuck Your Landlord – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
On the surface, a lot of the design tips, tricks and trends discussed in this… Read More »Fuck Your Landlord – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Frank Wolfe and the Glass Bank: A Cautionary Tale – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Today we’re going to talk about a Bachelor Uncle if there ever was one. His… Read More »Frank Wolfe and the Glass Bank: A Cautionary Tale – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
The Opulence of Art Deco – Detroit Edition – WTF Wednesday
Detroit needs a PR team. The whole fucking city. This place has been the butt… Read More »The Opulence of Art Deco – Detroit Edition – WTF Wednesday
An Ode to the Den – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Fuck the term “man cave”. I hate the man cave for so many reasons. First… Read More »An Ode to the Den – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Oh God. Make It Stop. Please. No. – WTF Wednesday
Are you an evil wizard who lives in a spooky castle and wants to destroy… Read More »Oh God. Make It Stop. Please. No. – WTF Wednesday
Show Me Your Living Room – Submission Time!
Do you have a sense of humor? Do you legit wonder how you can make… Read More »Show Me Your Living Room – Submission Time!
I Love Memphis Even Though It’s Stupid And Because It’s Stupid
Some of my earliest memories of being aware of interior design revolve around Memphis style.… Read More »I Love Memphis Even Though It’s Stupid And Because It’s Stupid
Geometric Pendant Lamps – WTF Wednesday
Some design trends blow up so quickly and then fizzle before you know it. The… Read More »Geometric Pendant Lamps – WTF Wednesday
Pink Is A Masculine Color
Today’s post is just going to be some cool images of pink interiors. I really… Read More »Pink Is A Masculine Color
You Don’t Live On A Farm – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
On a long enough timeline, words stop making sense. Farmhouse style, or Farmhouse Decor or… Read More »You Don’t Live On A Farm – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Jim Henson – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
This week’s pick is pretty obvious. There’s been so many things written about Jim Henson,… Read More »Jim Henson – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
WTF Wednesday – Wood Balls In A Basket
On this episode of, “Stop buying shit at Home Goods, Gretchen. You can’t fill that… Read More »WTF Wednesday – Wood Balls In A Basket
Erotic Art is a Yes. Don’t Be Scared of Dicks, Dude.
Human beings are born naked, did you know that? You probably forgot cuz it was… Read More »Erotic Art is a Yes. Don’t Be Scared of Dicks, Dude.
WTF Wednesday – Sea Urchin Wall Art?
I’m going to blame Nate Berkus. Do I know it’s his fault? No. Do I… Read More »WTF Wednesday – Sea Urchin Wall Art?
The Rainforest Cafe – An Aesthetic Choice
Hey Kids. Wanna go to the mall and eat over priced mozzarella sticks while a… Read More »The Rainforest Cafe – An Aesthetic Choice
Neon is Having a Moment – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
I’m not sure if it’s just the vaporwave aesthetic, or if the promises of the… Read More »Neon is Having a Moment – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Intro to Art Deco, Vol. 1
I love writing titles like the one above because it makes it seem like I… Read More »Intro to Art Deco, Vol. 1
Iris Apfel – Bachelor Uncle Of The Week
Yeah dude. Bachelor Uncles can be girls too. They can be whatever the fuck they… Read More »Iris Apfel – Bachelor Uncle Of The Week
Round Bed Roundup
Why are round beds seen as a sexual thing? Are they too ostentatious? Are they… Read More »Round Bed Roundup
Do You Even Rug, Bro? In Praise of Momeni
I read somewhere that American’s don’t know how to rug. Like at all. We buy… Read More »Do You Even Rug, Bro? In Praise of Momeni
Should Architects Be Allowed To Sue Landlords?
There’s a small apartment complex here in Phoenix that still carries remnants of it’s unique… Read More »Should Architects Be Allowed To Sue Landlords?
Stop Listening to Realtors.
Oh boy. Yesterday I received an email that made me so unbelievably angry that I… Read More »Stop Listening to Realtors.
The Sunken Living Room
Can you believe that one of the greatest architectural elements ever invented has fallen out… Read More »The Sunken Living Room
Bathing Uncle Stylez
Everybody poops. This is a fact of life. Bathrooms are for more than just bathing.… Read More »Bathing Uncle Stylez
Vintage Minimalism – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Current design trends are rife with minimalist designs. Marie Kondo is a scourge of locusts… Read More »Vintage Minimalism – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Logan 5 – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Logan’s run is one of the most R-rated PG movies ever made. Nudity? CheckViolence? CheckDrugs?… Read More »Logan 5 – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Designed for Sex
Let’s face it – The fact that we deny sexuality in our interior design seems… Read More »Designed for Sex
Wizards Are Cool
Look at this guy. When I become an aged grizzly bachelor uncle, I hope to… Read More »Wizards Are Cool
If Shrek was a Millionaire.
One of my favorite interior designers is David Synder. I found this image in his… Read More »If Shrek was a Millionaire.
Circles Serve A Purpose
There used to be a serious premium placed on conversation in the interior design of… Read More »Circles Serve A Purpose
The Loss of Choice
Today we’re going to stay in the ’80s, but the bachelor uncle aesthetic overlaps about… Read More »The Loss of Choice