You Don’t Live On A Farm – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
On a long enough timeline, words stop making sense. Farmhouse style, or Farmhouse Decor or… Read More »You Don’t Live On A Farm – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
September 2019
Jim Henson – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
This week’s pick is pretty obvious. There’s been so many things written about Jim Henson,… Read More »Jim Henson – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
A Day of Nothing: A Bachelor Uncle Micro-Story
Todd’s Astro Van always needed a few minutes to warm up after a long shift… Read More »A Day of Nothing: A Bachelor Uncle Micro-Story
WTF Wednesday – Wood Balls In A Basket
On this episode of, “Stop buying shit at Home Goods, Gretchen. You can’t fill that… Read More »WTF Wednesday – Wood Balls In A Basket
Erotic Art is a Yes. Don’t Be Scared of Dicks, Dude.
Human beings are born naked, did you know that? You probably forgot cuz it was… Read More »Erotic Art is a Yes. Don’t Be Scared of Dicks, Dude.
Hidden Monsters – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
When making a case for something, there is a trope called the “Current Year Argument”… Read More »Hidden Monsters – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Larry Laffer – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Larry Laffer is a scuzzball. No doubt about it. But he’s got what it takes… Read More »Larry Laffer – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
WTF Wednesday – Sea Urchin Wall Art?
I’m going to blame Nate Berkus. Do I know it’s his fault? No. Do I… Read More »WTF Wednesday – Sea Urchin Wall Art?
The Rainforest Cafe – An Aesthetic Choice
Hey Kids. Wanna go to the mall and eat over priced mozzarella sticks while a… Read More »The Rainforest Cafe – An Aesthetic Choice
Neon is Having a Moment – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
I’m not sure if it’s just the vaporwave aesthetic, or if the promises of the… Read More »Neon is Having a Moment – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Intro to Art Deco, Vol. 1
I love writing titles like the one above because it makes it seem like I… Read More »Intro to Art Deco, Vol. 1
Iris Apfel – Bachelor Uncle Of The Week
Yeah dude. Bachelor Uncles can be girls too. They can be whatever the fuck they… Read More »Iris Apfel – Bachelor Uncle Of The Week
Second Acts – The Loneliness of the Bachelor Uncle
Real talk – you don’t become a Bachelor Uncle without things having gone extremely wrong… Read More »Second Acts – The Loneliness of the Bachelor Uncle
Round Bed Roundup
Why are round beds seen as a sexual thing? Are they too ostentatious? Are they… Read More »Round Bed Roundup
Do You Even Rug, Bro? In Praise of Momeni
I read somewhere that American’s don’t know how to rug. Like at all. We buy… Read More »Do You Even Rug, Bro? In Praise of Momeni
Should Architects Be Allowed To Sue Landlords?
There’s a small apartment complex here in Phoenix that still carries remnants of it’s unique… Read More »Should Architects Be Allowed To Sue Landlords?
Paul Alexander – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Disney owns everything now. They own Marvel. They own Star Wars. They own the Muppets.… Read More »Paul Alexander – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Stop Listening to Realtors.
Oh boy. Yesterday I received an email that made me so unbelievably angry that I… Read More »Stop Listening to Realtors.
The Sunken Living Room
Can you believe that one of the greatest architectural elements ever invented has fallen out… Read More »The Sunken Living Room
Bathing Uncle Stylez
Everybody poops. This is a fact of life. Bathrooms are for more than just bathing.… Read More »Bathing Uncle Stylez
Vintage Minimalism – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Current design trends are rife with minimalist designs. Marie Kondo is a scourge of locusts… Read More »Vintage Minimalism – Bachelor Uncle Sunday