Fuck You Marvel Comics
Comic books were big in the ’90s. It was probably their last real heyday. I… Read More »Fuck You Marvel Comics
The Isolation of Poverty
I’ve been thinking a lot about how my life has changed since the Great Recession.… Read More »The Isolation of Poverty
The Aesthetic Perfection of: Vintage Porn (NSFW)
Bachelor Uncle turns 1 year old this month. Wow! Time flies. I’ve had so much… Read More »The Aesthetic Perfection of: Vintage Porn (NSFW)
The Dream of the ’90s is Dead
This was a mansion in California that never sold. It was like 6 million dollars.… Read More »The Dream of the ’90s is Dead
Bruce Goff: Some Images
I don’t want to be a blog that posts about current events all the time.… Read More »Bruce Goff: Some Images
Goodwill Romance Novel Roundup
Romance novels have insane covers, I’m not breaking any new ground here. But I want… Read More »Goodwill Romance Novel Roundup
Stop Lighting Your Room With a Ceiling Fan
Stop being a fucking idiot. Jesus Christ. Buy a fucking lamp. Buy two lamps. Start… Read More »Stop Lighting Your Room With a Ceiling Fan
Marrakech Las Vegas: Bachelor Uncle Food Review
I’m in Vegas for the weekend but what better time that the present to start… Read More »Marrakech Las Vegas: Bachelor Uncle Food Review
Glass Block Sunday
Plus some other other images that aren’t glass block but make me want to eat… Read More »Glass Block Sunday
The Last King of the Hudson Highlands
Before America was a thing or a thought – settlers and colonizers clung to life… Read More »The Last King of the Hudson Highlands
Digital Gentrification – Video Games Are Too Real
Final Fantasy XIV is a weird game. It’s an MMORPG with a strange economy. Almost… Read More »Digital Gentrification – Video Games Are Too Real
I Review Vintage Computers on YouTube
So before I started this blog, I would do sociological reviews of vintage computers on… Read More »I Review Vintage Computers on YouTube
Samsung Is Weird, And That’s Good – Bachelor Uncle Brands
In olden times, TVs were extravagant purchases. People wanted them to look nice. So even… Read More »Samsung Is Weird, And That’s Good – Bachelor Uncle Brands
Respect Your Architecture – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
So the other day, a reader and hotboy Nick Shelby sent me a message on… Read More »Respect Your Architecture – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
’80s Vibes and Hypermall Tunes – Sunday Chillout
It’s almost Christmas time. I have no real desire to do much with that information.… Read More »’80s Vibes and Hypermall Tunes – Sunday Chillout
Prayer For Growth. Prayer For Peace.
Growth and maturity is not linear. When we’re kids we grow in spurts, both mentally… Read More »Prayer For Growth. Prayer For Peace.
Bachelor Uncle Brands – Bang & Olufsen
Bang & Olufsen has to be run exclusively by Bachelor Uncles. Their designs are elegant… Read More »Bachelor Uncle Brands – Bang & Olufsen
Lester Gaba – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Lester Gaba is nuts. But he’s my kind of nuts. Lester was a weird man.… Read More »Lester Gaba – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Granite Countertops Look Like Granola Bars
That’s it. That’s all I really wanted to say. Granite countertops look terrible and have… Read More »Granite Countertops Look Like Granola Bars
Monoculture Part 2- China’s Brilliant Plan For World Domination
I have a friend who is a local artist. She designs sells cool witchy stuff… Read More »Monoculture Part 2- China’s Brilliant Plan For World Domination
Monoculture – The Crushing Death of Everything, Part 1
There is a lot of romanticism of the past. I wonder if it was just… Read More »Monoculture – The Crushing Death of Everything, Part 1
Fuck You. The Cybertruck Is Amazing. Fight me.
Look, not all of us grew up on a farm or fucking our sisters. Pickup… Read More »Fuck You. The Cybertruck Is Amazing. Fight me.
There’s No Place For A Fireplace
I live in Arizona, and yet, for a long time it seemed every house had… Read More »There’s No Place For A Fireplace
Non-Traditional Masculinity
A lot has been written about the media’s effect on the collective female self esteem.… Read More »Non-Traditional Masculinity
Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum – WTF Wednesday
Arcades are a very Bachelor Uncle kind of place. The arcades of old were dark,… Read More »Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum – WTF Wednesday
Cool Vibes – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Before this became a blog, it was just me posting pics on my Facebook page.… Read More »Cool Vibes – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Esteban – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Editor’s note: I have done zero research for this article. Everything I say is 100%… Read More »Esteban – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Signs for No One – WTF Wednesday
Hello. Stop this right now. Just stop. Go to your room. God damn it. Everyone… Read More »Signs for No One – WTF Wednesday
My Dog – Mr. Feeny – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Today is a “fuck it” kind of day. It’s November. It’s getting cold. I’m annoyed… Read More »My Dog – Mr. Feeny – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Landlord Fuckery: A Tale of Two Shitties – WTF Wednesday
Last week we got to talk about how landlords fuck you. Today, a real estate… Read More »Landlord Fuckery: A Tale of Two Shitties – WTF Wednesday
Do Anything Else – Walls Edition
Today we’re going to talk about things you can do with your walls. I keep… Read More »Do Anything Else – Walls Edition
Billy Baldwin – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
I think it’s important as we fill this blog with cool pictures and bad dick… Read More »Billy Baldwin – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Hexagon Shelves – WTF Wednesday
In a few years, we’ll never remember that this micro-trend ever happened. It will be… Read More »Hexagon Shelves – WTF Wednesday
Fuck Your Landlord – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
On the surface, a lot of the design tips, tricks and trends discussed in this… Read More »Fuck Your Landlord – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Frank Wolfe and the Glass Bank: A Cautionary Tale – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Today we’re going to talk about a Bachelor Uncle if there ever was one. His… Read More »Frank Wolfe and the Glass Bank: A Cautionary Tale – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
The Opulence of Art Deco – Detroit Edition – WTF Wednesday
Detroit needs a PR team. The whole fucking city. This place has been the butt… Read More »The Opulence of Art Deco – Detroit Edition – WTF Wednesday
An Ode to the Den – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Fuck the term “man cave”. I hate the man cave for so many reasons. First… Read More »An Ode to the Den – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
George Westinghouse – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
I’ve watched over 5 hours of documentaries on this hotboy right here, so that makes… Read More »George Westinghouse – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Pastels for Peace – An 80s Color Theory Primer
I have this great book about vintage color theory. It’s a college text book and… Read More »Pastels for Peace – An 80s Color Theory Primer
Oh God. Make It Stop. Please. No. – WTF Wednesday
Are you an evil wizard who lives in a spooky castle and wants to destroy… Read More »Oh God. Make It Stop. Please. No. – WTF Wednesday
Show Me Your Living Room – Submission Time!
Do you have a sense of humor? Do you legit wonder how you can make… Read More »Show Me Your Living Room – Submission Time!
I Love Memphis Even Though It’s Stupid And Because It’s Stupid
Some of my earliest memories of being aware of interior design revolve around Memphis style.… Read More »I Love Memphis Even Though It’s Stupid And Because It’s Stupid
Michael Pollack – Bachelor Uncle Of The Month
This guy terrifies me. He’s so perfect and I love him so much that I’m… Read More »Michael Pollack – Bachelor Uncle Of The Month
Geometric Pendant Lamps – WTF Wednesday
Some design trends blow up so quickly and then fizzle before you know it. The… Read More »Geometric Pendant Lamps – WTF Wednesday
Pink Is A Masculine Color
Today’s post is just going to be some cool images of pink interiors. I really… Read More »Pink Is A Masculine Color
You Don’t Live On A Farm – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
On a long enough timeline, words stop making sense. Farmhouse style, or Farmhouse Decor or… Read More »You Don’t Live On A Farm – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Jim Henson – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
This week’s pick is pretty obvious. There’s been so many things written about Jim Henson,… Read More »Jim Henson – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
A Day of Nothing: A Bachelor Uncle Micro-Story
Todd’s Astro Van always needed a few minutes to warm up after a long shift… Read More »A Day of Nothing: A Bachelor Uncle Micro-Story
WTF Wednesday – Wood Balls In A Basket
On this episode of, “Stop buying shit at Home Goods, Gretchen. You can’t fill that… Read More »WTF Wednesday – Wood Balls In A Basket
Erotic Art is a Yes. Don’t Be Scared of Dicks, Dude.
Human beings are born naked, did you know that? You probably forgot cuz it was… Read More »Erotic Art is a Yes. Don’t Be Scared of Dicks, Dude.
Hidden Monsters – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
When making a case for something, there is a trope called the “Current Year Argument”… Read More »Hidden Monsters – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Larry Laffer – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Larry Laffer is a scuzzball. No doubt about it. But he’s got what it takes… Read More »Larry Laffer – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
WTF Wednesday – Sea Urchin Wall Art?
I’m going to blame Nate Berkus. Do I know it’s his fault? No. Do I… Read More »WTF Wednesday – Sea Urchin Wall Art?
The Rainforest Cafe – An Aesthetic Choice
Hey Kids. Wanna go to the mall and eat over priced mozzarella sticks while a… Read More »The Rainforest Cafe – An Aesthetic Choice
Neon is Having a Moment – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
I’m not sure if it’s just the vaporwave aesthetic, or if the promises of the… Read More »Neon is Having a Moment – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Intro to Art Deco, Vol. 1
I love writing titles like the one above because it makes it seem like I… Read More »Intro to Art Deco, Vol. 1
Iris Apfel – Bachelor Uncle Of The Week
Yeah dude. Bachelor Uncles can be girls too. They can be whatever the fuck they… Read More »Iris Apfel – Bachelor Uncle Of The Week
Second Acts – The Loneliness of the Bachelor Uncle
Real talk – you don’t become a Bachelor Uncle without things having gone extremely wrong… Read More »Second Acts – The Loneliness of the Bachelor Uncle
Round Bed Roundup
Why are round beds seen as a sexual thing? Are they too ostentatious? Are they… Read More »Round Bed Roundup
Do You Even Rug, Bro? In Praise of Momeni
I read somewhere that American’s don’t know how to rug. Like at all. We buy… Read More »Do You Even Rug, Bro? In Praise of Momeni
Should Architects Be Allowed To Sue Landlords?
There’s a small apartment complex here in Phoenix that still carries remnants of it’s unique… Read More »Should Architects Be Allowed To Sue Landlords?
Paul Alexander – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Disney owns everything now. They own Marvel. They own Star Wars. They own the Muppets.… Read More »Paul Alexander – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Stop Listening to Realtors.
Oh boy. Yesterday I received an email that made me so unbelievably angry that I… Read More »Stop Listening to Realtors.
The Sunken Living Room
Can you believe that one of the greatest architectural elements ever invented has fallen out… Read More »The Sunken Living Room
Bathing Uncle Stylez
Everybody poops. This is a fact of life. Bathrooms are for more than just bathing.… Read More »Bathing Uncle Stylez
Vintage Minimalism – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Current design trends are rife with minimalist designs. Marie Kondo is a scourge of locusts… Read More »Vintage Minimalism – Bachelor Uncle Sunday
Logan 5 – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Logan’s run is one of the most R-rated PG movies ever made. Nudity? CheckViolence? CheckDrugs?… Read More »Logan 5 – Bachelor Uncle of the Week
Designed for Sex
Let’s face it – The fact that we deny sexuality in our interior design seems… Read More »Designed for Sex
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Conversion Vans
At the risk of making this blog seem like it’s too much about Uncle Rico… Read More »Conversion Vans
Wizards Are Cool
Look at this guy. When I become an aged grizzly bachelor uncle, I hope to… Read More »Wizards Are Cool
If Shrek was a Millionaire.
One of my favorite interior designers is David Synder. I found this image in his… Read More »If Shrek was a Millionaire.
Computers.
If I lived in Yugoslavia in the 1980’s you better believe I’d be subscribed to… Read More »Computers.
Hot Tub Lifestyle
A hot tub isn’t just a place to relax – it’s a lifestyle. You have… Read More »Hot Tub Lifestyle
Circles Serve A Purpose
There used to be a serious premium placed on conversation in the interior design of… Read More »Circles Serve A Purpose
The Loss of Choice
Today we’re going to stay in the ’80s, but the bachelor uncle aesthetic overlaps about… Read More »The Loss of Choice